Coronation Street - Snippets From The Street

By Helen Nugent

Hilda Ogden - 'You know what your trouble is, Stan? You're lax - lax from the neck up and relax from the neck down.'

Audrey Roberts - 'You could meet Alf Roberts riding on a horse in the middle of the Sahara Desert and still know he's a grocer.'

Alec Gilroy - 'Mike Baldwin might be a smooth lecherous Cockney, but there aren't many of the boss class left like him. Dedicated to grinding the faces of the working classes and laughing all the way to the bank. Now that's what I call job satisfaction.'

Brendan Scott - 'This place is like the village of the damned. No one seems remotely normal.'